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tech,no

2007-07-14T20:06:00.000+08:00

stupid google.
anyway, jus typing for my own benefit. this makes me feel like some weirdo talking to himself, but nvm. everyone is weird, which means no one is weird.

been having a lot to say, but since its so long ago, i guess i really have none to say. BTW, if anyone has noticed, its getting warmer, too warm for everyone. so, whose fault is it anw? it's everyone's fault actually, so it effectively becomes tt no one is at fault.

anw, smashing pumpkins' new album is out. might get it. might not. maybe i will, but must evaluate first. btw, to tt lame ass singer sitting behind me just now, today, at 11plus till the end of tt event: "STFU!". ur singing's so bad u make scratching on a blackboard sound divine, angelic, or any other pleasantries available. lol, u may sing a good key of C, but pple is playing D. so, how about having a nice big cup of stfu?.
btw, my salute to u: _l_

MAY I TAKE ORDER PREE?

2007-01-11T18:50:00.000+08:00

Science damn it! already in J2, man. Cannot have that play and laugh attitude which I adopted since i was very young. This year, there's a change of teachers, which i think is rather good, judging from the fact that most of them are very good teachers(REALLY GOOD, as in... good). Right now my mind is in a limbo, can't think of nuts. My brain is mocking me, taunting me lol. And it's only the size of my fists (I HAVE GARGANTUAN FISTS btw).
Seriously, I need to finish my work and surprisingly, i have the motivation to. There's a catch though - I almost forgot how to do it, or maybe, i didnt even understand those topics since last year. SO LET'S WORK HARD AND KICK SOME ASS!!! btw, need to jam soon! the feeling of being deprived is too much alr... the depth of it is etched on my skin. the music is only skin deep. the act is forever... band band band. WAH LAU EH!.... been inactive for too long, have to start someday or else the whole thing will just blow over. SCIENCE DAMN! ok ok... right click

KA TONG DA DONG DA DONG DONG

2006-12-10T23:00:00.000+08:00

LOL. This is damn mtf nbcb late but few weeks ago, worked with mike and jan. Mike is the boss(?). Jan and I took this opportunity to go gig-trotting (gig = performance)... 3 locations man. Which equates to 3 locations worth of gigging equipment to transport, no easy feat. But wif Jan-the-6-pac-man, everything's a breeze. Well, let's see........... First off, we went to the ever familiar studio to sort things out. Brought out all the drum sets, the zai stack amps and power thumping bass amps(WOO!), and lots of technical stuff that only a P.A boy knows. Basically, all the heavy heavy stuff. yea, so, the 3 of us travelled in this cool but mtf untidy cock-up van. well well, i'll say that it's quite an experience huh. Anyways, to cut sth short to sth even shorter, both of us are enlightened... Damn enlightened. We get to see how things actually operate, the local scene, organisers, establish contacts, all the stuff--- the works. Yea. It made us quite clear for the SWINDLING path.. it's like, each path is lighted as we take a step or sth.. like tt michael jackson video.

ARGH, no one would give a damn anyway, but i just need an outlet. my eh... 'pensieve'. oh yea, casino royale and flags of our fathers not bad, though Ziqi says the latter quite sian and th former not much super power gadgets... hmm hmm...

So plus, last saturday, Jan and I went to Esplanade to watch a gig put up by a band called Peepshow and Comic---( i forgot the name) ... hmm hmm, halfway through my brother popped up from somewhere out of nowhere. Watching local bands play at such level is definitely sth man, it's cool. Towards the end, there were some funny moshers as well, like, they're humping each other left right and centre. As the saying goes "A dick knows no boundaries". That night sure exemplified that. Afterwards, met this ownage Finnish dude from Finland, man. He's freaking ownage.... The man knows no fear. But anyways, last saturday was cool la. NICE... school reopening soon. DAMN!!!

it's fair

2006-11-02T14:19:00.000+08:00

Tomorrow, at this time, i think i'll be at !KFC!(for interesting fact, see below) eating chicken with friends. tomorrow's also the A level chinese exams... something which i somehow have no urge to study at all.
I wonder why M.O.E came up with such a genius plan to have students without HMT credentials in secondary sch to take A level mother tongue. where's the ingenuity in that, man? People didn't take up HMT mainly for 2 god-blessed simple reasons --- people either dun like mother tongue altogether, or they just can't seem to get mother tongue. YEAH! and here's some smart guy in his white shirt and blue slacks, sipping his day-break coffee, and suddenly thought of a presumably good idea which could make him education minister. That's uncool man. It's not cool to torture 17 yr olds with something they do not like. shall stop this part here, later kena pwned...

RIGHT HERE! u know, in japan, they have a beef jerky called 'homo sausage'. Hahaha. homo sausage. so homo. so sane. sounds totally wrong and off. oh yea, and the Segway Human Transporter has a BAD acronym(SHT). reminscent Sumitomo's Super High Tension (SHT)line of steel products. talk about bad ideas man...

oh yea. remebered I briefly mentioned !KFC!. do you guys know about the colonel sander's curse? hAHAH! here's a short section of it: refers to an urban legend regarding a reputed curse placed on the Hanshin Tigers baseball team by deceased KFC founder and mascot, Col. Harland Sanders. The curse was said to be placed on the team over the Colonel's anger over treatment of one of his store-front statues.Hanshin Tigers have had to endure since their first and only victory in the 1985 Japan Championship. HAHHAHHA!!!!

fireworks

2006-10-14T21:37:00.000+08:00

prolly no one would bother about this, but i really do have a lot on my mind. so many stuff going on, hapless possibilities. LOL. .......
.....
yesterday was archery training, and i totally sucked major ass(to be fair, more sucked more ass). freaking boring but funny at the same time, it somehow reminded me of the sniper from saving private ryan, praying before he shoot. he says sth like 'may thou lord blessd thy soul, able me to stop my enemy before he gets me.' i thought it was quite cool, so i decided to try it, changing 'lord' to 'guan yin'. hell, didnt freaking work at all cos it flew off course. okok. bb

oh yea yea. PIANGS, i looked for kh2 so long, finally bought it and the disc is spoiled, this week, is uber unfortunate. DANG.

SWINDLING DWINDLING

2006-08-13T21:11:00.000+08:00

alamaks, i really don't wth am i here for. feels like ages since i typed sth here and well, it's been quite some times. if u asked me what i have learnt during my long abscence, it would be that IT'S NOT THAT HARD. it's been.... roughly 5 mths(?) into JC life and i feel like some pri sch kiddo. time moves so fast yet people grow too slow, which requires this stupid thing called 'catch up'. 'catching up' is merely sth u have to do when u are lagging behind the acceptable standards society deems fit. If your world revolves just around you, you probably wont give half a heck to catch up.

oh yea, know this is late, but MLB won tt superband thing... though i don't really approve much of TV band competitions, well, MLB does have something. One thing is, they're mainstream, and have some talents up their sleeves. Absolutely no objections that they won, think they're most deserving of it, if not the other talented J3. and ya, it's thanks to mediacorp's rip-off scheme of sms voting tt got the boyband in.. SOUULLLLL. FURG! boyBAND, so that makes them a band eh?.. FURG MEDIACORP, money making corporate.... Singapore stuff, always bent on thinking how to make money, not for interest, or passion, or pure ambition. little young things are brought up in environments that require certain hairstyle, or dressing, washing their young brains. they end up having on dreams... the most daring dream they would have is to enter politics. nothing else.

oh ya, and LUCIFY(LCB) totally ripped X Japan of again. and that guitarist's hat, ripped of Hisashi... poor them, they're trying too hard, yet make stupid decisions to rip others off. puts all their effort down the drain, and i think they deserved it in someway, not that i hate them. it's jus that ripping others off is not right. well, gtg. think it'll be a long time before another shitty post comes up.

a happy sadness

2006-07-08T18:38:00.000+08:00

it's a happy kind of sadness that made me glad that i felt it... first off, today is more or less a normal day to anyone else, but a big day to us --- my band. we have thought up a name that we would 80% stick to and it is so... won't reveal yet, cos i dunno if i should. well, two days before the day after tomorrow is the PJC talentime... it was pretty crappy as the organisers weren't that organised, irony-o-rama. yea, so we lugged all our stuff jus to realise it was more or less provided for.. i felt honoured to actually be selected to perform cos well, many bands there are downright ZAI... well, most. but ah.. lady luck loathes chinese boys... we were hit with a series of misfortunes that were totally 99% no existent.... which i shall not elaborate on.

i think my band has improved much, only to see things squandered. ARGH!! well, we lost out to the band we expected to own.. well, i was traumatised, but after the 'GOSPELS OF BRYAN', i felt much much better, and encouragements from close friends and special pple, thanks for those pillars of support. although i think we've let them down time and again, i hope they enjoyed it, cos however bad it was( it wasn't that bad).. it contained too many classic moments of the band. REALLY MANY MANY CLASSIC MOMENTS, those that pple wouldn't even expect of any other bands. anyone who missed today might not see those again lol.

and den, after much consoling, i realised that i had let the whole ' corporation system' get into my head. we were on a mini rat race which proves nothing. Then again, it's Bry who brought us down to earth and made us realised what we set out for; to enjoy ourselves. we let things get to our head and our objective waver. and jan made a good point... if we wanted to win, we would've chose a pop song instead of something we find good.ahh.... LOL!!!!! and this has again proven sth: whatever we're playing, it isn't songs u would hear on singapore radio. we guarantee that.

ROONEY VS CRISTINA RONALDOUGH

2006-07-05T20:14:00.000+08:00

so there's this furor about the Rooney - Ronaldo Mcdonaldo issue. and i'm right on to capitalise about it. pardon my British siding, i'm inevitably a Singaporean man. I'm as prone to English charms as how Singapore is easily colonised. okok. so, i watched the clips on Rooney poodey stomping on Carvalho's vulva. HEY CARVALHO, NO BALLS DUN ACT PAIN LA. but jus for that convincing act, he deserves an award. and i'd say, Rooney was also right to get the red card, but for the wrong reasons. First things first, people shouldn't pick on handicapped people, or prissy. look what Rooney have done? he pushed crissisy ronaldodo-poo... that's unacceptable in today's society, pushing a girl. for that Rooney, it's a straight no-no. Hell, Cristine shouldn't have done that sprint of life to the ref to say, 'Ref, it's a foul here, and i never ask you give red card horrr...' den he look at the fierce 'Scold-lari' (LOL , newpaper damn lame) and wink-wink at him. actually, the wink signified much more than most people see it to be. roropoo actually used telepathy to tell scolari this:' i did the job, u must please me tonight '. = D. boy, scolari must've been the dominatrix. and also, u can go checkout on youtube. you can clearly see ronnydoodles headbutting or miming a headbutt on Rooney's neck. crap, he even shot Rooney a seductive and lustful look in which Roney responded with a ' WTF?! yuck!' while turning away. it was funny as anything. HILARIOUS even. well, that's for the RvR issue.

now, for today's 3 am match. GERMANY VS italy. Sigh.. dunno how GERMANY can lose to spagetthi. sad sad sad. DAMN SAD. hoo boy, italians quite the bit of a gay man. if u read today's new paper( singapore's no.1 tabloid) u can see materazzi kneeling down and hugging the ref's waist. OMG. SUGGESTIVITY. tt was totally yurck... and ya, now, let's pray for FRANCE and their good people who brought us delifrance and escargots. without them, i dunno wad pastries we'd be consuming. GO FRANCE, die POTTYGAL. i wanna see Rollyollynaldo sob into scolari's balls. HHAHAHA and btw, im totally straight.

WHY

2006-07-04T13:38:00.000+08:00

you may ask whether am i going to continue on the world cup issue, or stop capping on portugal. well, yes and no. i'll continue my world cup rant since i have inadvertently been consumed by it's high-ness. and no, i won't stop b*tching about the portugese egg tarts. if not y do they exist? that's their sole and useful purpose --- to let pple biotch about them. they suck so much they dunno how to inflate a balloon.

yea, i think those egg-tards will lose. u know why? here's the reason. figo's field of vision would jus be obscured by his otherwise ugly nose. and tha droppy face, it signifies bad luck. for cristi, chrsitine, cissy ronaldo, he look like a wayang singer. wad's with those powder puff cheeks? applied too much blush but forgot to capitalise on eyeliner to be a full scale emo. yea, and he is another factor which will lead to portugal's demise. he dribbles and dribbles but trip and fall and alert the ref and get opponents sent out.either that or his opponent accidentally stomped on his teammate's non-existant balls and he alret an argentine ref. wad a cunt. sorry, i'm an england supporter, so naturally will take sides.

now, i root for the nazi country. germany not bad at all lah, although i always pass them off as god sent sleeping pills. but lol, things have to change man, the tables have turned and brazillian waxes are no more. ballack is zai, but he really no luck, like LAMPAR. klose is zai although during the first few minutes of th Germany - Argentina match, he got a smack on the face by one of maradona's evil minions. lahm also not bad, but his name sounds suggestive though. podolski's got the big built and big mouth. LOL, u shld see the replays where he celebrates. ultra LOL. speaking of argentina, TEVES can go eat dung. he suck man, the moment he get's the ball, he loses it. he's like a little homeless dick calling for his momma. teves shld jus take out his hair band and get the ball.

sigh, i still quite traumatised that england lost just when they started to play like they should, but again, all the tides turn when cristina ronaldo had rooney sent off. and on a note, italy won't win either. totti looks like a transvetite and a fag. not normal homosexual pple( got nth against them), but those tt workout in a gym preying on straight pple kind. his gf/wife might just be a decoy. so, it's up to france and the hitler corps. i dun mind both cos zidane is pure ownage. he pawns others for free. looks like ronaldhino cant smile anymore. tt buck toothed grin turns a bat off. ahh.. the joys of world cup.

SIANS

2006-07-03T15:21:00.000+08:00

woah, okok, this is very outdated news but i still must talk about it.it struck a chord in me so hard i felt like commiting hari-kiri. DAMN PORTUGAL, bloody skinny ro. fewk, i w rooting for england, but once they progress into penalty shots, i have a bitter taste in my mouth. It's like "WOW, good news, lets see how they miss 4 out of 5 shots."

No fret, there's still a silver lining though, but all hopes were dashed when FRANK LAMPAR(minus the D) was the first one to kick for England. Very predictably and disappointingly, his power shot didnt get pass Ricard, Ricola, or wadever. If the first time u see Frank play is during this World Cup, he'll jus come across as another prime league singaporean player, very sad. NVM, nvm, portugal missed 2 shots but that alone wasn't good enough for the English knights apparently. they had to try to play fair and miss 2 additional penalty shots as well, speaking of gentlemanly. yea, and all ended rather quickly cos skinny ro placed the ball past Robinson, makes me feel like slapping him....Good news is Enlgand only missed 3 out of 5 shots, owing to skinny ro who did not allow them to have the last one. Maybe in such a pretext, skinny ro saved england's face.

However, all is not lost. At last Brazil didnt make it. BONJOUR FRANCE. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! BYE MONSIEUR FAT RO! now, this world cup should be pretty interesting, and yes Portugal won't win no matter how many egg tarts they bake or how many time they invade malacca.

there, it's on.. oh yea, to that crappy argentine ref, this pic is dedicated to you.

CYNICAL

2006-06-30T22:50:00.000+08:00

The spindle that once ran straight forward now stands by, counting seconds.saved by the avant garde wind, gracefully... On the cynical stage, living intelligently copying others. Sometimes betraying even my master.The world will shift if you kick it. The vectors start to oppose my expectations...

hehhehe, i find the third line rather applicable to the situation these days. living intelligently, copying others. people rip things from others without actually crediting.... intelligence... for instance, Rusty Nail's( X Japan's song) guitar solo was shamelessly used on tv once. i cringed at the obvious effort that guy tried to make. but i feel sad for him cos what i said prolly isn't on his horny mind fantasies when he had the sudden inspiration to rip off hide's work... another instance is the Canon In D rock. poor jerry c, he had to unwillingly(and unknowingly) subject his backing tracks to blesphamous playing, it's sacrilege.

HAHAHAHA.

o well

2006-06-23T18:26:00.000+08:00

seen so many pple post abt their holidays and their miracle studying methods and carefully crafted plans. so i'll just go with the frigging flow. seriously, i'm pretty shocked i'm still typing out some pretty useless stuff instead of speding time being nerdy. anw, my holiday was crappy. like previously stated, was more or less stoning the singaporean way... however, all is not lost. i made up some new stuffs which i haven't actually show anyone yet. and yea, the only current thing to actually look forward to is end of exams and 8TH of JULY(my fire has died by a significant amount though). wonder how everything is but to wrap it all up, it was pretty plain except for some recreational stuff and a fair bit of studying. ARGH yea, been missing out alot, so sdduhfughghoghoighfhufebhuebhguwecjiwejddfg... BBBBBBBBBBBBB.

the real friedchicken

2006-06-14T15:28:00.000+08:00

OMG... L to the O to the L. my friedchicken and beer logo is back! wow. and it's much more realistic to boot. ahhh.... nice nice. sanks bry for hosting tt pic.

just an update,ya. i took a look at my blogskin again. it's super plain and totally no-link and pointless, but hell, it looks pretty damn sleek. totally manages to cramp everything into one unscrollable page... dun have those kind of click to navigate kind( not that those suck, pretty cool IMHO). not being a narcissist or some sort but well, this whole thing i'm ranting is probably pointless, so is this stupid blog,lol

rocket dive

2006-06-12T23:25:00.000+08:00

wanna do a rocket dive, hit the books. been rather lethargic, stoning the singaporean way.

damn random

2006-06-05T17:41:00.000+08:00

random-ness has strike yet again. dunno y i'm 90% random. sians. BTW, anyone saw the 'Okamoto' condom ad? LOL, damn funny and no link. truly lame-ness at its best. "CLOSEST TO NOTHING AT ALL" WEEEEEHEEE.
oh yea, tanzc, for frig's sake i'm no emo LOLLOLLOL. damn upset by his comments.= (... i'm gonna slash my wrist and watch it go with flow. PLUS, jus cos of that traumatizing comment tanzc made, i might consider an overdose of sleeping pills.. EMO. okok, i figured long ago that the 'emo' era should stop, but tt tanzc had to come and strike back. BORED. BB

LIFE

2006-06-01T21:06:00.000+08:00

ahhh... Today is kind of a good day.... Btw, been wanting to post sth man...
yea, there's this tagger called 'demon'(by putting you here doesn't make u anymore important , douchebag) who said this:" make sure u know who's the real one u should take care of." Well, i'm kinda insulted by such low level of intelligence displayed. "real one"... lol.. DICKHEAD. dunno y i feel DAMN insulted(meant every word of it).... since sec 1 i alr so devoted, so does that fag stated meant i wasted 5 years of my life? This mum-pleasing lame asswipe have to come in and spoil my otherwise perfect day. And those self-censored words, get some humour dude/biotch. Normally, i dun react that much,but this pig-fugger has insulted my very existence dammit. FOR GOD'S SAKE, i know who to take care of. Even if i were to have a little less knowledge abt it, the least i would want is a dog-mixed-with-human trash. here's my salute to you, DUMBFUDGE _l_ LOLGTGBB. oh yea...
P.S:"take as a compliment~!"you whorebag. okok, really gtg bb.

SPARE

2006-05-29T18:40:00.000+08:00

the number one policy in my life is to live it. ahhhh.... but i was born in the very wrong country. sigh... TANZC says he wants to have a slacker's life and sit on the grassy knolls in hectic Singapore....it's his escapism. So, i thought of this really sweet idea for slacking and being idle......... FISHING @ bedok jetty. but no one wants to slack with me. they find it pointless LOL. i find it pointless too, seriously. DAMMIT, we shld feel the sea breeze, cos we are getting too much heat with life. what will u do if u held on to something hot? u'll drop it, right? so to cool down the last bits of my life without sea breeze, im sitting in front of the fan typing this. people, if u feel u cant take life as it is, switch on the fan.it works.

BTW, X Japan really rock my socks. Just watched their 'Art Of Life' video again( for more than 20times) and dammit, they are goddamned GOD-LIKE. The live version is 34+ min, crap. Greatest progressive rock( though not as skillful as Dream Theatre) i ever heard. Yoshiki's drumming is pure madness , hide and Pata are freaking guitar geniuses( 100% over 7 min of soloing...they are certainly not the most skillful, but they come out with super melodic and speedy solo which actually has a core, unlike Neo- Classicals.) Heath, though i think i can beat him, did damn great man, LOL. dunno why i raving abt them here, but that song is really one word. ZAI. wonder when things'll be like this, the koolest super group ever. My salutes to the greatest ever j rock band to walk this earth, and R.I.P hide..
this is actually what i do with my spare time OMG, gotta wake up.
GTGBB

chicky chick chick

2006-05-28T18:05:00.000+08:00

saw a little chicky hubble past. braked in time and it got all emo. i turned and saw the passer-by screaming. emo, check. i looked up, witnessed the residents covering their mouths in horror. ahh...yes the 'emo-s'. watch that chick hubble away. hubble-hubble-chirp-hubble-chirp, it sure was emo. i tried to cover that mangled look on my face, didnt want to be susceptible to the emo. so, like a average 17 yr old, i strolled back home.

opening the door was fine, but switching the tv on was a challenge. as i pressed the button of my self-destruction, i cringed. however much i do not want it to happen, my fear and paranoia was confirmed. it was dreadful screaming and clashings. DAMN SIMPLE PLAN and the other emos. the world is damn emo now. cant stand it.... like wad ziqi said on our SUPERB BLOG, thank god for the existence o ALTERNATIVE. ahh... my brother was making specs today. he had limited choice, all were emo. jus when he was open to the emo-attack, i intervened. the least i wan is an emo in the family, it KILLS. EMO SPECS = LOL. thick by the sides, bombastic colours and have holes in btwn for 'individuality'. if u are in need of individuality, design your own! EMO is crap.

LOLLLLLOLOL. nonsensical post. BB

dancng in illusion

2006-05-21T17:07:00.000+08:00

ahhhh.... everything's so LOL. like, ever thought this world was fake? just a random thought. maybe, we're just DANCING IN ILLUSION. whatever that means, this serves as a complete filler, like the naruto episodes. wonder when will the story be back on track huh? LOLOLLOLOLOOLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLOLOL. crap. GTGBB.

'GH3Y-NESS'

2006-05-19T21:39:00.000+08:00

idol season is coming again... which basically means, singapore is turning 'gay' again.... dunno if it's the right word but anyhow. after that singapore idol, there's so many other 'talent' search. yea... 'talent'. i mean, i'm in no basic right to talk in such a manner but yea, most are just nothing more than nothing. don't really comprehend what i'm typing right now, been really busy and the BAND stuff is kind of back on track, but as always, at the wrong time LOL. i just realised that this crap blog has gone through many changes. 1st thing, the lousy pic has vanished without a trace, 2nd, the tagboard was upgraded into a website once. luckily it's back, although it's pretty useless. AHHH..... DO THE KIRBY DANCE <('.'<) <( '.' )> (>'.')>!!!meh, bored.

LIFE AS IT SEEMS

2006-05-11T23:42:00.000+08:00

life as it seems, is pretty bleak. ahhhhh.... i just realised that i've never really posted something introspective and about me on this blog. so, i guess it might be time for something of paramount importance. dunno where i shall start with but i'm gonna give it a try. WATCH ME, pls. my life is ..................................................................................................................................................................................................
enjoyable? ahhh... the crap of youthfulness... BTW, i've always liked this line: Pray tomorrow - get's me higher. just got this ring in my bells(?) BB. i meant that it has a nice RING to it.

NONE

2006-05-07T21:21:00.000+08:00

guessed i deserved it but, anyways, tube amps are nice.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND MERRY BIRTHDAY(???)

2006-05-03T22:51:00.000+08:00

LOLLOLLOL. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!
YES. YOU!

anyhow, tanzechuan told me, 'Alright but just to tells joo zechuan is with joo all da way mans!' tt was nice. but i'm still not gonna include him into the hall of 8(?). anyways, tml is his b'day, not like anyone will care hah. writing cos i've been on a drought of thoughts. un-interesting.

anyway, TAG IF U READ. tagging makes the world go round and well, supposedly harmless i guess?Dun make me use my special move, which is forcing u to tag(i've used it on everyone on my tag-me-123 board.) Well, tt's cos I'M AN ass. GTGBB.

sorry if sth bad happen(ed) btw. IM IN A FURY, serious.

THE 8(?) PEOPLE I'M ATTRACTED TO

2006-05-02T20:05:00.000+08:00

YORICK TOLD ME TO TRY IT. SO I WILL. AND,WE'RE NOWHERE NEAR BROKEBACK., NOT THAT ADVANCED. HERE GOES:

Blog about 8 people whom you're strangely attracted to. You can use their nicknames. Be honest. Write down names of 8 people you want to do this quiz at the end. NOT IN THE BLOODY ORDER OF MERIT. P.S: i highly doubt that i will abide by the rule.

1.YORICK
People may ask... WHY? when i say people, i'm included too. up till now, im still clueless and searching for answers.HAH.

2.MOUSY
Just keep in touch again recently, DAMN YANDAO.

3.WEI LIANG
My other very good friend since sec 1. ALSO YANDAO and LIKED raw deal.

4.CLETANG
The coolest P.A crew in CTSS ever. thanks to us and rick.

5.WEIJIE
My totally straight and cute great friend. However, people wonder whether we're straight. (LOL) WE ARE, DAMMIT.

6 .JIAHAO
NTH TO SAY EXCEPT HE HAS SHIT IN HIS LIFE AND LIKES THE RICK + LENNON PAIRING

7.DUSHTIN
Kind man, good heart, NOT MY ATM MACHINE, a little bishounen. who won't be attracted?

8.KUOLOON & ADAM
LOL, black to the max, BROTHER. TO ADAM: opposite of KL,BROTHER.

LOL, this is not a strange attraction. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! heh.
Also, my bandmates, ZIQI, JAN and BRY. NOTE THAT I DID NOT INCLUDE TANZECHUAN. reason is simple: he has too big an ego to handle.

I noticed that i have overshot the limit by a lot. BUT, MY RULES.

ATTENTION:TOMORROW IS HER BIRTHDAY. I'M 115% STRAIGHT.

LOL

2006-04-30T19:19:00.000+08:00

being mean is to be mean. tho usually, pple who are mean dun mean to be mean, they end up being mean. if they mean to be mean, they wont be mean. i mean, who would be so mean as to be mean to someone? right? if they mean to be mean, they would try to be less mean. actually, does this post even mean anything? i dun think so. why would i be so meaningless as to put up this post tt means nothing means nothing to me.

ahh... was being lame back there. didnt mean to. if i meant to... YUCK. it's happening over again.anyway, pple always say i'm mean. i may be mean, but i dun mean to be mean. in fact, i find myself perfectly un-mean.

here goes another meaningless post,which is about me explaining how pple dun mean to be mean bu actuall mean that they didnt mean to be mean.. crap.

LOOKALIKE RE-MATCH

2006-04-27T21:32:00.000+08:00

due to violent protest from THE JIAHAO, i've decided to let yorick to go on a re-match, literally. here's the result, ENJOY PEOPLE.
VERDICT: well, nothing to say. the extent of looking like john lennon is much more possible than looking like RAIN. rick, john lennon created far more waves than rain. SO, cool. GTGBB, thanks jiahao.

HAHAHA

2006-04-26T22:31:00.000+08:00

WELL, LAST FRI, SAT AND THIS MONDAY ARE THE HAPPIEST DAYS IN THIS YEAR. many thanks to u all. friends, family and YOU(HEH) SANKS. and readers, u all get to share the joy too. u can do it by simply reading this blog................................................................ UNFUNNY.

k well, here goes. there's this girl in pjc who looks like orochimaru from naruto. YEAH. here's a pic, of orochimaru: and then, u visualise it.

speaking of lookalikes, there's this korean guy that supposedly looks like my good friend, Yorick. well, sad to say, that guy from the holyland of kimchi has more fame than my friend. He has killer abs, i heard. yeah la, he's that funny guy who calls himself rain(WTH) kk. to demonstrate how much they look alike, i'm kind enough to provide resources. here goes:

VERDICT : NAH, whoever said they look like probably has eyes as sharp as bats. RATS. imho, rick looks cooler. GTGBB

lamechop

2006-04-23T00:49:00.000+08:00

wahhh. my pathetic bday. well, received something really very sweet 2 nights ago. THANKS! ahhh well, very bored plus busy. but how to be bored when busy? MANY WAYS. nice dinner and shoes i have btw.
oh well, dunno why, there seem to be too many people who dream too big, boast too much, and talk too much. ABUNDANCE DETECTED. claiming that being able to do something which u are unable to is totally wussy. and droping hints to make people think u're pro is well, totally looked down upon. LOL!!! not targetting anyone, its cos i'm really short of things to write, or perhaps too much that i forget. the sea of thoughts... build me a dam, pls. GTG

Bus Safety Guide

2006-04-18T20:56:00.000+08:00

well, here i am today, giving all you readers(if any) out there tips on safe bus riding. Well, my pointers come i scenarios. 2 scenarios.

Scenario 1: you are happily sleeping on the bus and it breaks down. The solution is easy, get off the damn bus and wait for the other one, or flag a cab. You may think, what if i'm late, and how do i explain to my superiors? well... easy no sweat people. explain the situation to them. there'll be two outcomes to that. either they'll accept your explanation or the opposite. Well, if they refuse to accept ur reasons ( or excuses), pester them. Alternatively, there's the easy way out of ATTITUDE-ing that teachre in charge. However, i strongly discourage that, for you should save ur attitude for other better things than those thrash.

Scenario 2:DRUNKARD ALERT!!!!
YEAH, ARGH, OMG, WOOH, EEEE. well, these are the 5 main CLEAN reactions to such a scenario. If a drunkard gets on the same bus, is going to seat next to you, you'd better be smart and scram. Well, drunkards molest people and hell, i did nuts. All i can say is, if u are on the same bus as a drunkard, get as far as possible... THEY ARE FREAKING DANGEROUS. they'd prolly rape people unknowingly(highly debatable). They touch, grope, pull, and YUCK!!!! and they can't talk. so, never be a drunkard or prepare to get condemned.

Lastly, i would like to say tat i'm disgusted at myself for being a coward, doing nothing. All i did was exclaiming 'OH SHIT! WTH?!" so to all those victims, here's a minute of silence............................................................................................................................................
I SWEAR that i will do something if the same thing happens. Maybe, i might run away and hide( that's doing something technically). Nah, but i guess i'd do something in the name of justice! just dun condemn me yet... first time...
So, i warn you guys, if u all ever become drunkards, please dun blame me if i run and hide away.

MY LONGEST POST AND IT'S STILL HUMOURLESS... sigh. BORING

life is like a box of chocolates

2006-04-15T22:03:00.000+08:00

u'll never know what u'll get. Got this quote from forrest gump, seafood's fave movie. WELL, man. dunno what to say, but PPLE, do not hold those handles on top of the seat in buses. very dirty. and how dirty? cos i saw. and what i saw? i shall elaborate now..........

One fine, dark, cold, foreboding morning, i went on a daily trip to school on THE bus. well, i happened to see this uniformed lady on THE bus, sitted of course. she was holding THAT handle. yea. so what's the big deal, you ask. Now, you'll know the big deal. i witness that hygiene FREAK(mind the caps) sneeze into her hands and hold the handle. well, not quite yet finish. the plus point is, she use tt exact same hand, smeared it on her hair, and held the handle again. WOW, helps huh? yuck,crap,urgh, i swear i'll have my pockets to hold my hand well. nvr would want to touch those right? well, if u want to touch one of those, i'll slap you.

apocalypse, PLEASE

2006-04-10T21:24:00.000+08:00

well, i jus figured out that i had breached my promise of not mentaining this darn blog. well, i said 'might not maintain', not 'WILL not'. so actually, it wasn't much of a promise. HAHAHARHARHAR, not funny. =(?)

anyhow, pretty busy and, recently, i thought of sth......... .... .... ................. .... ....................................... .... ............................................... ......... ................ ........ ......... ....(ARGH!) IF nothing is impossible, THEN prove that nothing is possible. alright-y. figure that no one would read and this could go on as well. oh well, this whole affair is totally radom. nay, i say, GTG.

ODAC

2006-04-09T23:27:00.000+08:00

For the record, I didn't join ODAC for a CCA. well... here goes, sth to blog about.

woke up at 4 am today, set off at roughly 5 am, reached the destination at around 5.30am. It was pouring, drizzlng at first, but pouring later, as i mentioned... ah whatever. So, off we go, in search of it. We found it, at last, but it was troublesome and took us long. We prayed and left our mark by burning stuffs and set off for the next one.Ahh.. Same thing, same procedure, same duration. Off to the final one which is the 'Ultimate Level'. Climbing stone steps, steep carvings, stone balls, lions, you name it. We reached it nonetheless, and i prayed, really. For it is Qing Ming! The time where families visit graves to pay due respects to dead relatives. It was kinda an annual ODAC thing for me i guess. tiring, but nonetheless... still tiring.(meaningful?). GTG BB.

SJP

2006-04-07T21:30:00.000+08:00

(SJP)sian ji pua. tt's 'sian half', which means u are half bored. which actually means half of me isn't bored, while the other is. it actually means that what i'm feeling is half of the full sian. sian = sian. ji = 1. pua = half. so, tt adds up to sian 1 half. BUT, the english translation means i'm bored at abt a 1 and a half fraction, which isnt... CRAP.

well, i remember what yorick told me a few days ago. he said ' YOU MUST WRITE LONG POSTS!!!' well, i don't really like being an introspect, so here i am, writing out a semi-long post about 'SJP'.(alr explained above). well, today is a good day i would say. BUT, boring night. JC life = no life. BUT, that's an oxymoron. damn, i don't know what to type, so i shall end here. and BTW, (READ HERE FIRST) read the above only if u don't mind wasting a couple of minutes of your life. with tt said and done, i'm gg off.

...

2006-04-05T16:47:00.000+08:00

wah lau, don't know what i'm doing here anyway, but since i got nothing to do and came home so early, i shall post sth tt no one wld read and have no meaning... well, i figured out tt the blog looks plain, so, i shall fill it with some wods of wisdom by me.... okok. nothing else to elaborate on. GTG

HI

2006-04-04T22:14:00.000+08:00

Hi all. This is my new blog. Don't really have time to update it i guess... People may ask why no music? My answer is, F&*# it man... There arent any nice 'ang-moh' music tt people can understand anymore, and plus, i think the music is quite bothersome sometimes.(no offence) The layout is all thanks to Bry. GOOD JOB. well, i dun think i'll be posting my honest opinions, feelings at the moment or other crap.... dunno why, but i shall not say more, but HEY! this is my birth month, which basically means i'm an aprilian...! i'm older i guess. GTG BB.

testing

2006-04-01T23:21:00.000+08:00

look at the title, DAMMIT.